By Myles Wearring
October 12, 2007 12:04pm
Article from: NEWS.com.au
ONE man slept with 30 women from his workplace, another exposed his penis in the office and a banker had sex on all of her colleagues' desks.
These were some of the colourful stories told by NEWS.com.au readers when asked to reveal the worst things they'd done at office drinks.
One reader said he he got more than he bargained for after a one-night stand with a workmate.
"Had work drinks one Friday night and ended up sleeping with a female work colleague. Was stunned when I woke up in her arms on Saturday morning.
"After panicking I bolted home and made up an excuse to my partner, who then told me she was pregnant. About six weeks later my work colleague told me she was pregnant.
"Two years down the track I'm the father of two boys and my work colleague and wife have accepted what's happened and everyone is happy. Lucky my wife was so understanding, I still can't believe she stood by me."
A bank employee said she had sex in the office with the hot guy from level eight after a work party, doing it on all 25 desks in the room.
"The penultimate finale was shagging on the bosses desk overlooking the Perth skyline," she said.
"One small problem though, I left my underwear in the office. Had to race back the next day (was a Saturday) and thankfully no one had been in to retrieve my smalls."
Then there was the guy who drunkenly exposed his penis at work.
"I asked a few girls if they knew what to do with it and was later sacked," he said. "Surprise, surprise."
One reader said he slept with his boss and gave her herpes. Another returned to the office after drinks and slept with the cleaner. And one claimed the best farewell gift she'd ever been given was having sex with the colleague she'd had a crush on for years after her farewell do.
The reader comments were in response to a story on the pros and cons of office drinks, and came a day after a survey was released saying one in five Australians had admitted to having sex with a colleague.
There were also non-sexual stories, like the reader who vomited uncontrollably in front of the entire ofice. Someone got stoned in front of their boss, while another called his employer a four letter word.
Then there was the guy who slipped and accidentally threw a bowl of French onion dip all over the boss's wife.
This reader decided never to go to work functions again. "I was so nervous before geting to the Christmas party that I decided to get started on the drinks before getting there," she said.
"By the time I got there I was extremely intoxicated. When I decided to dance my moves would have put any stripper to shame. I asked my boss to join me on the dance floor but his wife got really pissed off and called me rather colourful names.
"We got into a nasty verbal fight and I ended up telling the boss and the rest of managment what they could do with their job.
"The following Monday I rang my boss to resign but he told me what happens at the Christmas party stays at the Christmas party.
"I went back for a week and the office gossip got the better of me and I decided to quit."
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